#i am a menace to society and cannot be stopped

[ailisnook]

Unhinged excerpts from my Transformer Prime Christmas fanfic draft because I said so Vol. 1

Can confirm 90% of the OST Playlist for the fic is either Christmas music, cozy vintage oldies or easy listening music 💀

Classic Megatron and Starscream moment pfft

Now imagine this with Jack and June sitting next to Optimus watching Hallmark Christmas movies projected on a wall and as Optimus says this he's wearing a freaking giant blanket like it's a hooded cloak and all you can see of his face are his eyes glowing in the shadows obscuring the rest of it PFFT

NERD POWER LESGOOO (part of Act 3... I have yet to retcon Smokescreen into this and I was supposed to do that a month ago I just haven't yet pfft)

Bro's brain is fried don't judge 💀

Sksksksksksk save the tortoise scene in Act 1 will make you cry pls trust

I didn't include the part of the aftermath of their lil meet and greet I already drafted in this excerpt because it's a tad brutal and I don't want to spoil it 💀 Megatron was really not cash money here SOB

Oh this one is funny so like in Act 2 Optimus Prime adopts this cat and in Act 3 she returns the favor by helping with the ambush of the Nemesis by rounding up an army of her former feral comrades LOL and like Wheeljack had apparently had a talk with Santa Claus (because I said so) and decided to give Tinkerbell a little surprise assistance LOL

Oh I ate with the Act 2 intro (I'm just not sharing the best parts yet lol)

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

Jan 19th

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1. Hello, I have lost a fic! It was an arranged-marriage au where WWX marries into the Lan sect. During the wedding all the Lans refuse to look towards WWX which hurts him deeply. Later on LWJ explains it is Lan tradition for no one to look upon the bride until the husband has removed her veil. This was just one of many cultural differences between the Lan and Jiang that the fic explored. Overall I think the fic was kind of somber and angsty? Probably had a happy ending though. Any ideas?

FOUND? Concord by Deastar (T, 41k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Depression, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending)

FOUND? In Love and War by Cataclysmic_Calamity (E, 68k, wangxian, A/B/O, Canon Divergence, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Arranged Marriage, Kind of a slow burn, enemies to lovers ish, rampant sexual tension, WWX is a Menace to society and LWJ is doing his best, Miscommunication, past emotional abuse, Dubious Consent, Consensual Non-Consent, Semi-Public Sex, Anal Fingering, Dom/sub, Anal Sex)

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2. Hello, I need help finding a fic. I'm pretty sure I found this fic through your blog.

It's from Lan Wangji's perspective and takes place during the early sunshot campaign before Wei Wuxian's return. Wen outposts are attacked by some unknown entity and Lan Wangji goes to investigate. The culprit is a human shaped being covered in resentful energy. After a few confrontations Lan Wangji discovers that the being is an unconscious Wei Wuxian and finds a way to free him from the resentful energy. @bluekittenfire

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3. (First part added to an itmf) I cannot remember what it is called but there was one fic where WWX loses his foot/leg and the Wen build him a wooden prosthetic that I really enjoyed and am looking for more fics like this. Where characters are dealt a difficult hand but they work through it and yeah, any recs would be much appreciated thank you!

FOUND? we’re starting at the end by Miss_Enthusiasimal (M, 92k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Time Travel, Canon Divergence, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Golden Core Reveal, Burial Mounds, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Starvation, emaciation, Cannibalism, Self-Harm, Amputation, Suicidal Thoughts, Sunshot Campaign, let JZX and WWX be friends club)

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4. Hi! I’m sorry to bother you, but maybe you can help me? I’m looking for a fic where Wei Wuxian is fighting at what I remember to be Qiongqi Path. I think Jiang Cheng makes a smart remark (something like “Are you just gonna play your flute or you going to help us?!”) and Wei Wuxian stops playing his dizi long enough to give JC the finger… only for them to realise what it means that he’s stopped playing and a flute can still be heard. Not long after LWJ pulls Su She out of the foliage with the other flute.

Vaguely I remember it being a fix it fic where less people die than in canon.

If you can help with this I would appreciate it since it’s haunted me for days now! And even if not I hope you have a pleasant day. ^^ @jestingknights

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5. hi!! i’m been looking for a fic for days. i read it forever ago but it’s during the cloud recess study arc and in it lan xichen realizes how awful the jiangs are treating wwx and tries to subtly convince him to leave tywng and stay in gusu bc he knows how much lwj likes him and he sees how talented wwx is and knows he would be a good asset for any sect to have. a specific scene i remember is that lxc would pretend to accidentally bump into wwx to talk to him. and they would go on walks and lwj saw it and got jealous. i think lxc was lowkey manipulative but in a way where he was doing it to make wwx care enough about himself to leave the jiangs. it was not jiang clan friendly at all. i kno this is so vague sorry about that. but it’s driving me crazy how i can’t find it when i know ive read it more then once. thanks for any help u can give

FOUND? If 5 isn't 🔒💖 Hoards and treasures by apathyinreverie (T, 21k, WangXian, Siblings, Family, not particularly Jiang friendly, YZY Bashing, slightly darker Gusu Lans, LXC being the best brother, Some manipulation, But with the best of intentions, and not between wangxian, Dragon LWJ, Fox WWX, Smitten LWJ, Fluff, perfect happiness, adorable WWX, Romance, Some worldbuilding, courting), it's very similar so here's hoping!

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6. Hello! I’m looking for a modern AU where WWX lives in and runs a theater, I believe LWJ is hosting his orchestra there for practice and for an event??? And it’s important that it’s successful to keep the theater open. I believe at some point, someone throws a rock or a brick through the front doors, and I believe the jiangs show up in the end and WWX confronts that. Im having such a hard time finding it or remembering more about it, and I’ve been looking for it for so long 🥲 @takemitchyleaps

FOUND? Talisman by Witch_Nova221 (M, 192k, WangXian, Modern AU, Eventual Romance, Theatre, Rock Band, Childhood Friends, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Spousal Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Stalking, Minor Character Death, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining)

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7. Hi! I hope doing this right, can tou help me find a fic ? I remember that the sects start making alliances because they notice how the Wens are acting. The Jiangs and the Lans are going to ally through marriage, the choice is up to LXC, but because he is jealous of LZ, thinking he never had it difficult, when WY is offered to the Lans, LXC decides to marry him to make LZ suffer, knowing LZ and WY like each other. LXC is the one whose core is melted and LSZ is LXC and WY's biological son. @old-rose-peonies

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8. There's a fic I vaguely remember reading, and I don't know what it's called. There's a scene where Lan Zhan is trying to help Wei Ying eat again (residual starvation stuff), and there's an NSFW scene with honey where Lan Zhan is trying to help Wei Ying associate eating with Good Things. That's the extent of my memory. If you could please help me find it, I'd greatly appreciate it! Thank you! @amynchan

Oh oh! I know exactly which fic this is because it was written based on a post of mine! It's actually WWX helping LWJ and was written by the wonderful InTheGreySpaces (thank you again for writing this beautiful fic~) 😊 Though I could be wrong so please let me know if this isn't it 😅 - Mod C

FOUND! 🧡 Sustenance of the Soul OR Five Times Lan Wangji Refused to Eat and One Time Wei Wuxian Convinced Him To by InTheGreySpaces (E, 9k, WangXian, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Pining, Eating Disorders, LWJ Has an Eating Disorder, and WWX is going to help him get past it, Inedia, Inedia used in the wrong way, LWJ's 33 Lashes Punishment, referenced as the cause of his eating problems, Submissive LWJ, Sort of?)

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9. Hello! I'm looking for a specific fic that I'm afraid might've been deleted. It's a modern au set in the 90s in California (possibly). The Spotify playlist "LWJ DJs your life 1999" goes with it. What I remember is that LWJ is both a goth club DJ and a cello player, WWX drives a terrible car, and the gang is looking to buy the perfect huge house to collectively live in. It might've been part of a series, there's a Halloween party bit where LWJ dresses up at a classic style gothic vampire and curates an extensive party playlist. Thanks for the help! @aceaviatrix

FOUND? The Quiet Room by trickybonmot (M, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, 1990s, Goth LWJ, Cellist LWJ, College Student WWX, House Hunting, Dating, Clubbing, San Francisco, Implied/Referenced Past Child Abuse, Mental Health Issues, Academic Disaster Aftermath, Getting Together, Repressed Teen Crushes to Strangers to Lovers, Homelessness, in the form of couch surfing, background NieLan)

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10. For the next fic finder: I'm looking for a longer fic where the wens find shelter at the nie sect. It was part of a way bigger plot and some wangxian shenanigans, but wen qing and nie mingjue end up sleeping together, mainly because wen qing is cold and is like "might as well". I do remember that nie mingjue was trans, also. Anyone have any idea what fic that was?

FOUND? 💖 Uninvited by WithBroomBefore (M, 13k, wangxian, canon divergence, fix-it, hurt/comfort, sect leader jyl, sick fic, happy ending) specifically chapter 3

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11. Hi! I need help in looking for a fic where Nie Huaisang was the one who sacrificed his body and soul to summon Wei Wuxian back to life. Thank you @etutb

FOUND? Crowded by nirejseki (G, 1k, NHS & WWX, WangXian, WangXianSang, Canon Divergence, Different Body Offering Ritual, Atypical Relationship Dynamics, sentient sabers) this is a nhs sacrifice summon (gone sideways) fic

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12. Hello. I am looking for a fic where there was a finger trap? You know, the “thing that traps the victim's fingers (often the index fingers) in both ends of a small cylinder”? Anyway i cant remember if it was a tweetfic or a fic on ao3 but wangxian had their fingers in this 🥲🙏

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13. Hi, I don't normally lose fics but I lost this one: Post-Canon, Jiang Cheng basically goes round all the clans and tells them what was wrong with their defences during Sunshot and what they could do better. He also has some unkind words to say about Lotus Pier's organisation. It sounds like he's making enemies but he's really not. Any ideas, please? @solo----

FOUND? 🔒 The Cold Wind of Harsh Truth (or How We Nearly Lost the Sunshot Campaign): A Treatise by Icarus (T, 13k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Humor, Angst, JC digs and keeps digging, Zidian lore, Fun with talismans, JC-centric, Competence Kink, Strategy & Tactics, Cultivation Sect Politics, Arranged Marriage, Trauma, Logic, POV JC)

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14. Hi, I am looking for a fic set post-canon (I think). I remember Wei Wuxian maybe living in the jingshi, possibly teaching classes, but definitely going into Caiyi with Lan Wangji and during a festival Wangji wins a game and the prize is this ugly turtle statue that Wei Wuxian adores. They go on to prank Lan Qiren with the turtle statue. I loved this scene but I can’t remember what fic it came from, please help!

FOUND! I think 14for the fic finder is from the actual book. It sounds like the last extra chapter. / Not saying there isn't a fic involving it, but #14 sounds a lot like the Yunmeng extra in book five, as well. Ring toss, ugly turtle statue, and Wei Wuxian considering pranking Lan Qiren included. The only difference is the location. Your searcher may have mistaken it for fic, especially if they read translations online. / #14 is one of the extra chapters from the actual novel (Extra 7 in the official English translation)

I found a few similar fics with a turtle statue if you want to check them out ^^ - Mod C

The Turtle in the Lanshi by Brierilee (G, 1k, WangXian, Post Canon, POV LJY)

Jin Ling and the No Good Very Bad Terrible Year of Cloud Recesses Bullshit by cringewerewolf (T, 2k, WangXian, Juniors)

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15. hi!! looking for this funny fic based on a silly story. Lwj rejects wwx on a dating app accidently right in front of him, i think they're on an airport? they end up talking obvs and it's cute and funny @ilyweiwuxian

FOUND? Ticket to Ride by mistresscurvy (E, 18k, wangxian, Modern, Online Dating, Road Trips, Service Top, Phone Sex, Dick Pics, Wedding Banquet)

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16. Hey was hoping you guys may be able to help, I've been look for a fic I read awhile back idk if it got deleted or something but. It is a modern time wangxian fic with tattoo artist wei ying, his parents are alive too. But he ends up renting a boyfriend/ Lan wangji off a boyfriend renting site. They have misunderstandings but get through it, he even gives lan Zhan a lotus tattoo like his own and they get together officially in the end. @yilingpatriarchsimp

FOUND! Rent a Gege by wayward_wing (E, 12k, WangXian, Fluff and Angst, Smut, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX, Getting Together, Older WWX, Younger LWJ, Mention of wangxian with others, WWX’s parents are alive, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Happy Ending, Blow Jobs, Riding, Skinny Dipping, eating ass, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex)

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17. I have lost a fic where Wei Wuxian is a catfish for sale and he helps jilted lovers get back at their exes. Su She hires him to target Lan Wangji but Wei Wuxian falls for him instead. Please help me find this fic!

FOUND! I'm pretty sure this one is we'll get him falling for a stranger (or a catfish) by sweetlolixo (T, 38k, wangxian, modern, College AU, Catfish AU, Eventual Happy Ending, Crossdressing WWX, Rich heir LWJ gets catfished by pretty Weiying online that's it that's the fic, LWJ learns how to text with kaomojis, Gossipy aunties NHS and WWX: canon, sometimes LWJ gives you secondhand embarrassment, this fic is on crack, Pining LWJ, Fluff, Humor, lwj is a grade A+ SIMP, Identity Porn)

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18. lan xichen is driving after drinking at night and hits Jiang yanli and she dies. Plot twist ended up she committed suicide, but they didn’t know that before. The lans and jiangs had a fight and somehow lan wangji ended up getting married to Wei wuxian. Wwx is significantly older then lan zhan in this fic.

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19. Hello! I was wondering if I could get help looking for a fic. It’s a doctor AU where LZ and WY are both surgeons. It starts with WY being late to a presentation and showing up right in the middle of LZ’s presentation time. Then WY eventually ends up working on a research project or something like that with LZ? Wen Ning gets hurt at some point in it too and WY and LZ save him against LQR’s orders. I’ve been looking for this for forever and can’t seem to find it. Thank you so much!

FOUND? Anginal Equivalents by fakeplasticlily (E, 23k, wangxian, Modern, Medical Residents AU, Childhood Friends, Mutual Pining, Oblivious WWX, WangXian.mp3, Sexual Content, Podfic Available)

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20. Hi Peeps! Thank you so much for your dedication to this page, I'm a big fan! I'm looking for a specific fic: there's a cultural show being put on by the whole gang and Wei Ying is specifically doing a dance for it but he needs to have body paint and LZ graciously volunteers for it. He ends up writing characters out of an ancient poem that Huaisang tells him is LZ basically marking him for his own. It's not idiots in love, though that one was great as well. Thank you in advance! @nebuluscharlie

FOUND? Out of the Bin and Into Your Heart by Alaceron (T, 27k, WangXian, Modern AU, Fake/Pretend relationship, Oblivious WWX)

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[dreamerswriter]

Playful Land: Ernesto Somehow Has a Change of Heart.

Again, you tricked and captured children.

Well, you tried.

Oh, so now you think this! I hope Riddle has your head!

Ok, that hurts….

Honestly, why didn’t Ernesto didn’t think of doing that with Leona, Kalim, and the twins? Their parents must want their kids back. They would pay anything!

….. You cannot change….. You need to go to jail.

Well, that sucks.

I am sorry, but you’ve been doing this for years. Why is this group of kids the one that stops you?

This is it? This is why you have a morality? You realize what you did was wrong only now?! Just because you couldn’t have gone to school!?

I love the child. Absolute menace to society.

I don’t think a life of crime is how I want to go out, but sure.

Isn’t this why research fields exist?

Ok, that I kind of get. He hates working for those who are rich and powerful. So, I get that he hates that. It is kind of ironic that he did that in the first place.

Gino is the best character here. Give it up for him!

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

I'm a menace I really just be munching on fruit without giving a fuck like?? Who's gonna stop me the police??? Like I'm just eating a peach right now and I'm having a great time I'm just so one with nature yk consuming genuine sustenance for once... I'm really living on the edge like I am in the moment right now... I finished the peach now and yk what I'm such a rebel I'm gonna go eat another bc fuck society's rules I eat however many peaches I fuckin want.. I'm so wild and crazy I cannot be stopped I'm in my villain era

[remedyxtragedy]

Important conversation to be had up ahead--

There are plenty of absurd things in this world I've long since stopping caring about because it is my understanding that there is only so much that can come from fretting over things that are beyond our control, however still I must reiterate that there are equally as many absurd things even I absolutely have to recognize and address because too often do they just fly under the radar. Such things including the romanticization of murderers, serial killers, and literally any disgusting degenerate who we should unconditionally deplore and reject.

Why, why in good God's name is this even an issue? Why must people like this further taint my perceptions of humanity? Frequently, I try to remind myself that this world is still worth living in, that out there exists a vast sea of good, benevolent people who make the experience all the more tolerable and that I shouldn't let a few bad eggs ruin the joyride of life, but then...when I go on the internet and stumble upon yet another case of some fatherless disgrace sympathizing with, simping for, and sometimes even flat out idolizing a serial killer, whether they're real or fictional, instantly I want to leap out the nearest window because I just cannot fathom for the life of me how these people are even real and how on a daily basis, I am coexisting with them.

I don't know why some people think that just because they're folding over a fictional serial killer it's trivial next to the fans of real life shit stains on the cloth of humanity, but I will gladly take them by the hand, sit their ignorant asses down, and explain in vivid detail why that is an abhorrently unsound mindset. I can't help but glare at my own sister in disgust every time she goes on about how she like's Ghost Face; my scorn is not exclusive to people outside my family--I either hate or love everyone, no one is spared.

There's a stark contrast between admiring how these characters are written and incorporating them into your work innocuously, as I too can resonate with, and just straight up finding them attractive regardless of the profoundly disgusting things they've done. I don't know what the psychology behind this looks like, I'm obviously in so such way educated in that regard, but maybe It's really easy for me to not fall head over heels for legit menaces to law and order because in my time I've read a good few encyclopedias on these kinds of people and am now cursed with the knowledge of how life can, has, and always will be horrifically desecrated by these monsters. It's just one of the few things I just cannot stomach.

Confidently, I can declare that we as a species are regressing, and it's evident in the good-for-nothings who spew nothing but parochial, myopic bullshit and are ever so sneakily infiltrating the public scene. As I'm a Christian, I trust in Jesus's return and the rapture, but as an individually intuitive girl with a wild imagination and dark thoughts that ceaselessly loom over me no matter how badly I want them to go away, a funny thought I quite like entertaining is that every effort humans make to consolidate our presence here on Earth only brings us closer to our inevitable demise, at some point we will outstay our welcome in this world, try and bush barriers we were not mean to, and the outcome is gonna be ugly. It all starts with little oddities here and there, little creases and cracks being formed in our design, and those things amass into a bigger formidable issue composed of all the fissures we've failed to patch, and that happens over and over all gain until it balloons far out of our control into a permanent fracture that we're just gonna have to learn how to mold around and coexist with. Perhaps one day, and one day soon, they become too much for the scaffolds of our civilizations to bear, which at that point causes the creeds and views we've founded our homes, hospitals, economy, society, and government upon to come toppling over until finally we find ourselves descending into a downward incline towards total catastrophe. Let it be known, that Idiosyncratic is founded upon this random notion I threw together during a more darker period in my life. I never would've thought such misanthropic thinking would culminate into the best premise I've ever come up with, obviously in my personal person.

Imma be working on a series of artworks showcasing what the Whitman propaganda in my book is gonna look like, and an idea I have for one of them is a visual displaying the human evolution chart except after the Homo Sapien stage we start regressing all the way back to whatever the hell the first stage is, until again they continue to evolve but iat the end of this series instead of there being a human it's Whitman himself, who is by the by no way shape or form human. It's like, we rose, we fell, then rose again--but no longer are we what we were before. I probably sound mad right now, but I promise it'll make a lot more sense once I actually make it.

Anyways, that's all I got to say right now, but just as a final comment--why is it that people are so adamant that it's either science or religion? Why can't everything be perfectly and meticulously intertwined? The way I see it, faith is not founded upon having absolute definitive proof of a a higher omnipotent being, it's believing in them and trusting in them unconditionally and wholeheartedly, you needn't know that they're there to know that they're there, if that makes sense. For me, it was never a matter of whether or not God is real--that much is practically innate to my being--it was always, why does he work in such esoteric ways? When I was younger, the answer was far beyond me, but now I know better--and I am endlessly astounded by God's work. That's my take, though.

[desoax]

Im tired of people indirectly causing harm to me like the cowards that they are. They are so ugly and disgusting, they think they are so fucking sneaky when they are fucking with someone who was the best girl in her private acting classes as a child (btw I was abused for not pursuing it as a career due to my debilitating neurological issues). LMFAO. There is no purpose in talking to these people, they deserve to be imprisoned, like what the FUXK are our prisons for? Imprisoning promising individuals for the crimes they committed in a society that normalizes surrounding ourselves with TOXICITY? Artificial fragrances. Foods from depleted soils. Animal excrement and urine. Pharmaceuticals. Abusive parenting. The police never did anything about my Mother for abusing my brother and I with her toxic habits and constant physical punishment, nor did my Father do anything about it because his own family normalized enabling. To this day, I still cannot pick up the phone to call the police after how my Mother brainwashed me as a child during her Methamphetamine phase.

I am tired of people being fat and stupid, abusing those around them regardless of whether or not they want to. All the hormones, pharmaceuticals, and inflammatory "food" oils storing in the fat, making individuals more volatile. I am not vain enough to believe that I was harmed out of jealousy, rather, I was consistently harmed by individuals who struggled to control their own volatile hormonal reactions.

My Mother has not stopped being volatile. After she essentially caused my anaphylaxis upon my regrettable visit to where they retired in Arkansas, I begged her to be healthy for the first time in her life. She basically refused unless my partner and I helped her! After I nearly died! Next thing I know, I was in South Texas and starting to recover from what happened in Arkansas—Roméos Grandmother passed away and his aunt moved into her Mothers house from up out of her dog shit filled house (which she also inherited) where she abandoned her dogs that are dying surrounded by their own piss and shit. Within hours of her moving in, I have a horrific neurological reaction from what I knew to be methamphetamine fumes, except the type I have not encountered before—P2P. Except maybe I have because I knew a man who would slam washed meth that nearly died from the gaping wounds full of pus on his legs. She denied it. Next day it happened again. She denied it. I could only menace her with my yelling and screaming, because Roméo had to physically hold me back from my uncontrollable desire to beat her to death for exposing me to something damaging my organs. I am experiencing a chronic arrhythmia since exposure, btw. Then there is this nasty case of poor communication that has caused much disruption between my partner and I because he wasted ten years dating some soulless female who is only capable of lying and gratifying herself. He is quick to act because he was treated like a paypig, which frankly, I find hilarious she attempted to claim I would do that to him. I have never treated a man that way and upon accusations of it by them, I offer to pay them back which makes them shut the fuck up.

Anyway, all three of these females have some things in common: they are overweight drug addicts. No offense to those reading, but please get help if you are volatile to yourself and/or others. You are not ugly, you are trapped in a Hell that might not be entirely your own creation. I concretely believe I would have died from MCAS if I was overweight, which I have never been in my life because the extent of my illness has prevented that from being a tangible possibility. I have lost so much weight from this whole debacle and it is devastating to me, because I am worried I have permanent heart damage; that would mean I could be hindered from pursuing the ideal lifestyle that has placed me into remission in the past.

Due to COVID and the toxic impact of industrialization, I speculate most, if not all of the population will get MCAS eventually, if not already is expressing it in some manner. You do not want MCAS. This illness has controlled my entire life since I was a child. It has caused me to be demonized. However, it protects me from psycho bitches in real life. I was also indirectly poisoned by Roméos Step-Mother with Teriyaki sauce cross contamination, who I suspect is using his Father for financial gain. I literally saw her put fake tears in her eyes upon my confrontation of the diet she fed her husband who was about to get a splint in his heart. She is also, an overweight drug addict. She thinks I am… "twiggy", meanwhile… she has the calves of a child… but thankfully for her, I cannot drive, or else I would have driven over to her house to beat her to death for indirectly exposing me to soy VIA splatter onto a ribeye steak. A single one for Roméo and I. She bought 3, one for herself and husband, even though she claims to be "allergic to beef". I would personally never do that to a guest.

tldr I am a human rights activist, not a feminist nor a MRA. I am appalled by the proclivities of countless individuals that I have encountered in real life (how many of you even know what that is!??!) and I plead for humanity to do better. Let me clarify, I have strong urges to beat people to death with my bare hands. Not with a gun or weapon, however I would use a weapon if necessary in the middle of combat. I heavily empathize with violent criminals and the difficulty of controlling the urge to kill, because I have been confronted with it my entire life. I have been wanting to kill myself since the age of 5 due to MCAS, and I hope one day there will be justice for people like me… not for the people who turn us into monsters by causing us to kill ourselves and/or others with their toxicity.

If you think I am a bad person, kindly go fuck yourself! If you want to fight me, then well… I dare you to meet me in person. :)

[doctornolonger]

Thoughts on the Vashta Nerada? In general I mean. I think they’re interesting. Though probably very hard to write for. In my mind (that hasn’t stopped Big Finish from trying, idk). What do you think?

If I wanted to write a story about living shadows accompanied by spooky people with skeleton faces, I'd just do another Faction Paradox!

In The Ghost Monument, there's a scene where the camera focuses on a normal-looking pool of water and the Doctor explains that it's full of "flesh-eating microbes, millions of them." This line may have ruined "microorganism swarm" villains for me permanently. Come to think of it, it's the same as midichlorians (The Phantom Menace's intracellular organisms which explain Force sensitivity). Something was undeniably lost when the Force stopped being – to abuse a term – ontologically simple: understood as a monolithic entity rather than something composed of parts. To give George Lucas some credit, I do believe that he would have redeemed midichlorians if the overwhelming fan backlash hadn't prevented him from elaborating further.

But I digress. In Silence and Forest, Moffat stops just short of "flesh-eating microbes". He's too much a poet for that. The Vashta Nerada are "microspores", an "infestation", a "the dust in sunbeams." He's combining ideas here, multiple angles for the old childhood terror / "familiar made uncanny" attack.* And – okay, he also says they're a "man-eating swarm". You can't win them all.

From a purely materialist perspective, a shadow isn't a thing in and of itself. It's the product of an object and a light source, and it cannot exist independently of either of those things. You might say that your shadow is "holding" something, but really that's just shorthand for "I am holding an object, so the shadow I have cast appears to be holding the shadow cast by the object in my hand." It's literally a trick of the light.

But in Peter Pan, shadows are objects in and of themselves. In that story they function not as they exist in material reality but as humans understand them: entities in their own right. Not a "light-object-patterns", a shadow. And in this lens, nothing stops them from existing separate from ourselves. This pivot from reality to the mind's understanding of reality – so to speak, from territory to map – is how ritual works across human societies, and it's what Faction Paradox is all about. In the territory, there were no days between 2 and 14 September 1752. In the map, there's enough to build an Empire.**

Even within the constaints he's built for himself, Moffat can't stop himself from having it both ways. On one hand, Vashta Nerada are allergic to light and hide in the shadows; on the other hand, they can actually encroach on the light and cast shadows themselves for spooky effect. The Doctor tells us, "Count the shadows" – a line straight out of Peter Pan. Or Interference.

*The FP series uses the same "familiar made uncanny" approach in the development of its mythology, but rather than the dust in sunbeams, its targets are the core elements of Doctor Who itself, and science fiction more generally.

**In fact, this is the only sense in which Faction Paradox can be said to be Faction Paradox. Lawrence Miles insisted that the Faction isn't interested in paradoxes at all; it chose the name Paradox not because of what paradoxes are in the territory but because of what the word means in the map: the opposite of the Great Houses' ideology of organized cause and effect.

Both of these bullets are actually the same point, and they're at the heart of what I tried to say in "Crimes Against History"…

***Apropos of nothing, a theory I'd forgotten I posted 6 years ago:

Or, since Faction Paradox may have been wiped from time at the end of the War, are the Vashta Nerada their now-person-less shadows?

[seriowan]

I have re-read that camping trip fic you posted 5 times already. I am quite literally obsessed and will continue sending you dad!batch content until you tell me to stop because I cannot think about anything else right now.

Echo's twins being absolute menaces, Hunter's kid being quiet and having overstimulation issues 🥺🥺 Wrecker and Olive were absolutely perfect, Crosshair being absolutely wrapped around his kids' fingers, DOTING FATHER TECH BEING OBSESSED WITH HIS DAUGHTER I CANT-

Truly a masterpiece, every time I think about them my serotonin levels rise. You have cured my depression. I am now a functioning member of society. Your writing is magical. It has healing properties. I owe you one (1) wookie life debt

AJKHGDFJKHADG and i will literally write all the requests because writing for dad!clones, especially the dad!batch, is my therapy 😂😭 this was so much fun to write and i absolutely loved getting the dad dynamics down with their unique little kiddos 🫶🏼 I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT because i LOVE camping and writing this made me feel so nostalgic 🥺🫶🏼 it was such a great idea, thank you!!

honestly each of the dad!batch moments were my favorite! i can't choose because i absolutely loved them all. 😩 hunter would definitely have a shy, sensitive little baby like kai and echo with the twins kind of sent me into cardiac arrest when i subconsciously made them pranksters 💀😭

if you want me to write them with the same kiddos, i totally will! just let me know in the requests that i eagerly await 🤭 i do have a few more to catch up on (3 or 4, i think?) so it'll be a bit, but i can't wait to see what ideas you have in store for me 😩🫶🏼

[aaleaqlania]

📂📂📂

Gib HCs about his family, coward

GRABA U. U ASKED FOR THIS VNENUGS -- @vohunara

i. his father has this imponent, luscious beard made entirely of dark and light greys. due to these funny genetics, alhaitham has to shave quite often, and it's always an hassle for him to do that. if his father wasn't dead, his ears would be ringing a lot!

ii. his eyes come from his mother! in fact, i headcanon that her eyes were pretty and magnetic, and the first thing that people tended to look at c: also, i headcanon that his mother had almost verbatim the same demeanor alhaitham presents himself with, and that his father was one of the few in her social circle that made her truly comfortable. his father was probably a fucking ray of sunshine ngl ''not another fucking haikaveh dynamic sam'' i am a menace to society and cannot be stopped

iii. a cute one: his grandmother used him as a little taste tester for her recipes, but mostly her pies and cakes. she used to make two or more and put all these slices in front of him sitting at the table and discarding his book for her, and he remembers that she used tiny square plated with golden ivy engraved in those. he'd help her figuring out which one tasted better, or if the entire thing was missing something. to this day, the memory of apricot and mango pie with a dash of whipped cream makes him genuinely smile, and he's unable to stop making that weird grimace called a smile until he's done eating.

[spider-mar2004]

🕸❤𝕎𝕖𝕓𝕓𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕤💙🕸

The Coming Menace

Pairing: Kaine Parker x Marlette Saravia [Canon x OC]

Characters: Kaine Parker, Marlette Saravia, Ben Reilly, Leonid Yakovlev [Villain OC] & [???]

Summary: Each time, each second, each minute, each hour, each day... Just the concept of real danger in a person's steps will come closer. And seems like, is not alone...

Warnings: Swearing, Seduction, Humillation, Slight discussion, Fluff, Mystery and Horror tension, Corpse Body description, Nightmares and Fear.

Annnd, here she goes. After what the leader called for her, made her somehow be a bit more active being in her own universe. Sure, she kinda hates stay there, was the military system the reason? It could sound, but actually is not, does she know? Of course she does but seems like reveal it by herself could be so triggering for her.

Poor Marlette... Not so easy be in a futuristic world filled with dangers, "working" aswell in sone other universes, possibly could cause an overwhelmed feeling. But, not is all black color, she has her partner, not only for just give kisses, just having a company who deeply cares of her and tries the best for help would be enough for her, after years of hell she felt.

Sometimes, when she doesn't visit Kaine in few days, he wonders what happened to her, if she is okay at least, fortunately slowly he got some little more of bonding with Ben, he doesn't show him so much but he also worries for his brother. But by obvious reason by the discussion they had, they didn't really touch the theme about Miguel, which Reilly kept working there in the spider society, but now being more careful, less often and giving excuses just in case he wonders.

Usually, when Marlette didn't come in few days, he would ask the favor of his younger sibling check on her, Kaine is not an idiot after all if he could commit a tragic, dude's life was been a tragic and is enough for him.

Or aswell for others.

Anyways. Ben Reilly would be coming walking from a portal, directly at Marlette's universe. Looking around with his masked face with those big white eye lenses, still surprised but a bit confused how to locate her. But he remembered something common from her, dark places. That's it. He would shoot his white webbing and went swinging off, being sneaky for not be caught by the police or other things, or be seen in general by obvious reasons. He looked into dark zones from the city but it was difficult because many lights.

"Urgh c'mon don't tell me she left here..."

He murmured to himself, then he stopped for catch some breath, sighing he looked down.

"Sometimes indeed seems like Multiuniversal love is harder than love in distance..."

"Or more like just a simply life's challenge."

Ben quickly jumped back when he heard that female voice, landing on fours like a scared cat in surprise, but when he turned, he saw a dark figure with the glowing blue things... Is her! He sighed in relief when he saw her.

"Oh Marlette! Dang it you almost give me a heart attack!"

Ben made a small dramatic pose, but just for joke a little, Marlette unmasked herself by the hologram with a serious face.

"Why are you here? Miguel, right?"

"What? No no! No that uh... Seems like your red lovebird asked me the favor for check in you, because you didn't come lately these days there."

He shook his head along with his both hands in negative, Marlette felt a tiny wave of relief about that.

"I'll come soon, but why he cannot come here too?"

"Well... If i am not wrong, maybe just avoid issues with Miguel, look i don't have a problem with your relationship with Kaine but... Guess by this gives you more limits. I mean sure if you can't bring him that's... Fine, i can bring him here too if you like."

He explained, while Marlette began to be slowly pensative. If Ben could bring Kaine, at the start wouldn't be a problem, but if he does it often, that could be risky.

"I can assume you can bring him here but just for few times, not often."

"But... Can i know why you hide this? I mean i feel Miguel can be angry but... Is there a deeper reason why avoid this from him?"

Ben asked, he tried to sound gentle but at the same time the curiosity grew in him. Marlette took some seconds of silence.

". . . By just a deal thing. Not just by Kaine being banned for it, is also i won't somehow "disappoint" him and he cancels the deal we had. Plus, how also could visit Kaine and maybe you without the device? My universe still for now doesn't have that system for multiuniversal traveling."

Marlette quietly sighed after she explained the other reason.

But not explaining the true part of it.

"Damn it, But, it's okay can i know what's the deal you made?"

"Him help me something that's not... So interesting you might hear."

Ben raised an eyebrow, wondering why she wasn't giving clear answers for his question.

"Ookay... That's uh, reasonable i guess...? In any case, just throw me a call in case you need anything. Do you want me tell to Kaine something?"

"Erm yeah. Tell him about how is he, and... Erm, kinda miss him."

She lowered her head, sounding a bit awkward as she slightly displayed her "soft" side. Ben smiled a bit, but yes somehow he felt the struggling emotions from her, which probably could be his next mission.

Help her to open her emotions. Or who knows.

"Sure. Also take a rest there big lady, you seem tired after all."

"Eh no, i am fine thanks-"

She was interrupted when Ben gave her a hug, she stayed still, confused.

Ben somewhat innocently though a hug could help her a little, which, Marlette slowly hugged him back and looked away with a grumpy mixed with awkward.

"I... I know this won't work, but i've heard that Hugs can heal your soul so..."

He looked up at her with those adorable brown eyes. Marlette rolled her blue eyes a lil annoyed. And after three seconds she softly pushed Ben away.

"Yeah yeah whatever. See you soon, Araña Escarlata." [Scarlet Spider]

She would mask herself again with the hologram and then left with a high jump, Ben blinked a pair of times and tlited his head.

"Did she told my name in Miguel's language?"

Ah... How silly this blonde dude could be. He had his dramatic era, but the time is slowly helping him, there is always hope. But anyways.

After a week later. In Earth-616, Kaine was being stressed, which Aracely had to go to another place because since she can feel him strongly, she needed a break aswell because Kaine can be intense sometimes. He was there, watching the city being Scarlet Spider-Man but unmasked in a high distance of a building.

It's been a week Marlette didn't come, or have sent any simple message with Ben, just nothing. Where's her? He wondered, the first days he tolerated but now a whole week would be very worrying. Kaine is not that classic clingy partner but yes always caring of his big love. When he was about to put his mask and just distract his mind doing his duty, Ben appeared swinging with a high jump, with almost clumsy land.

"Did you find her?"

He slightly quickly asked, hiding his best the worry from his heart and mind.

"No Kaine... Didn't go to her universe. So maybe she is still there, maybe she is busy?"

"Busy for a fucking long time wouldn't be busy then."

"I mean... Uh, seems like you are being clingy with her."

"Me? Clingy? Shut the fuck up, worried is not the same thing with clingy."

"Geez okay brother but relax! How about if we visit her? I am sure she is okay!"

Ben tried to comfort his taller brother, who snorted and thought.

"Fine then, if Miguel discovers me i'll kill you, again."

Geez, Kaine Parker was being so stressed, well a wave of worries and questions if she was okay could be reasonable. Ben sighed and rolled his eyes, then he used his wrist device and opened a portal to her universe, the both siblings entered together.

After arrive there, Kaine looked around the city and even sky. This time again night, but higher chance to find her since she was more nocturnal. Ben aswell looked around for search her, they looked at each other, giving a nod and putting their masks on, shooting their webs they went swinging off. Clone brothers teamwork, here they go.

After searching minutes, they gave up, but Ben's spider-sense began to tingling, meaning she was close. They followed the sensation's location, and, Kaine's smell sense would be acting now, feeling her pheromones stronger, meaning she was closer. They landed on a museum, it looked avanzed a pretty modern, so they went inside being sneaky in the vents. Reilly was being so careful, same as Parker.

"I know you are here..."

That low female voice, got it! They found her by the sound of her voice, and both of their eyes stared down at the vents "caged" door. Not understanding what's happening, could be she was protecting some elements from the museum.

Which it was correct but also protecting with herself for avoid...

"Ah, Would be bad see a such a beautiful woman alone here..."

A husky, seductive and low voice with a russian accent sounded, the both brothers were so confused and they looked at each other, who was that?

"Using your seduction excuses won't work on me, Gato Asqueroso." [Gross cat]

"Oh nah nah... M'lady... I know you are tough woman... And i love it, tough women are my favorite..."

A pair of aqua colored glowing eyes appeared from the darkness of the place. Slowly a muscular man with a pretty sexy outfit came out.

Leonid Yakovlev, Known as Cryopard. A very experienced thief, russian, such a handsome man who uses his magic of seduction for distract his enemies. But guess he was a little bit crazy for Marlette, big ladies? Is his favorite "meal". He was basically the black cat of Marlette's universe, just a man and basing of a fierce Snow Leopard.

He was tall, 6'5 ft. Geez lately big people. The man walked closer to Marlette, giving her some space for then walk slowly around her in circles, his masked face staring at her.

"Sometimes i wonder... You was been before lately not being here, are ypu taking holidays? Oh baby... I could bring you the best hotel and just me and you enjoy... But, seems like you choose to the rough options, hm?"

Leonid made a small low growl, just like the big feline he is based because he can mimic it well, Marlette lowly hissed.

"In my dead body, Go search other big bitches then. Because i don't fucking want you."

The hidden brothers widened their eyes, Kaine would feel his blood start to be boiling as he heard the intentions of that feline man, Ben took Kaine's shoulder and shook his head.

"I can't find good beauties just like you, Big Beauty..."

Kaine's hands became into tight fists when he heard that nickname, It was HIS nickname for her, big man starting to get angry while Ben blinked surprised. It was casuality, Marlette frowned angrily as she heard that.

"Don't use that nickname again. You have two options, leave the stuff here- Ah true nevermind you fucking villain."

She growled and then she shot her webbing, but Leonid dodged and then went running fast as he could, Marlette angrily began to chase him, not letting him go outside. But the snow leopard dude was smart, he would run, turn around and running zig zags using the museum's pillars for make her struggle her chasing, which it kinda worked, he turned around and he ran behind her, jumping on her, when she reacted they both rolled on the ground while fighting, Marlette was about use her claws from her suit until Leonid pulled out his karambit made of nitrogen lazer, pointing at her throat, while her claws pointing at his chest.

"Oh darling... Are you sure you really want reject me? Can carry some consequences..."

The voice from the man became seductive, smirking with daring and flirty eyes as his mask faded away. Marlette unmasked herself too and bared her teeth in rage, Leonid made a low purr as they stopped rolling.

"I know sweetheart... Being grumpy is normal y'know? But if you let me take care of you, we can fix that..."

He would hug her waist, not caring even being slightly smaller than her, pressing her body against his with a arm, while the other putting the weapon closer to her throat, she felt the cold sensation from the mist of the nitrogen. Marlette wanted attack obviously, but a nitrogen attack to the throat could be deadly. She thought about a strategy for get him off now.

"Mmm... Big mommy... How i would commit my crimes with you..."

Geez! That feline dude wants to somehow "flirt" her so bad.

The spider brothers saw the scenes, Kaine didn't hold anymore and growled louder, his stings came out from his wrists and broke the vent's door just with a punch, getting outside and coming aggressively.

"GET, THE FUCK, OFF FROM HER."

An angry loud masculine voice snapped the attention from both, Marlette widened her eyes a bit as she saw her partner. Leonid looked at the Scarlet Spider-Man with disgust and annoy mixed, he growled.

"Who are-"

Even Kaine didn't give enough time for Leonid complete the question, he webbed at the karambit and dragged it to him, his red eyelenses staring at it, then at russian man.

"Don't even care about it."

Marlette took the moment where the leopard person was distracted and now being harmless, rolling and kicking him up with her legs, making him being hit againsy the wall. He shook his head and growled loudly, his mask fading on and five long nitrogen lazer claws appeared from his functional rings.

"How you dare about this!?"

"You look better to be in an adoption center and never be adopted, kitty."

Kaine spat his harsh words, displaying his stings while Marlette raised up her spikes and masking herself up back again.

2 vs 1, nice.

Leonid ran mainly at Kaine, having now a fight between stings and claws. Marlette watched and she would pull the fur from the russian's outfit from behind, making him fall in backwards. While Kaine shot his webbing at the torso of the villain, but would be useless since Leonid could destroy the webs easily by the claws. The big Spider-Woman shot her webbing on his neck, as he tried to attack her raising his both arms, Kaine quickly shot his webbing on the arms, making him now be not able for move and placed his foot on the man's chest, death staring at him.

"What a shame you are, would be so lovely if you try taste my fucking stings-"

"KAINE NO!"

Ben appeared running, looking at the couple with the trapped villain. Leonid as he saw Ben, he raised an eyebrow, another spider? Three spiders?

The younger clone took off his mask, while Kaine did the same and looked at each other.

"Ben, i am not going to kill him, i am not dramatic dumb ass anymore."

"Still! You need be careful because what if you break the canon!?"

"Oh so the canon let that cat do that shit on her? How amazing."

He sarcastic rolled his now reddish brown eyes, then he death stared at Leonid, who unmasked himself and made an expression of disgust.

"Urgh, pathetics! Y'all ruined this!"

"Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up ugly kitty."

Marlette growled, while Kaine pressed his foot on Leonid's chest, making him groan a bit of slight pain. But the attention from him was caught when he saw Ben, he raised an eyebrow and lightly looked away but side eyeing at him.

"And you? Oh blyat... You look so fucking ridiculous..." [Shit]

"Uh, Me? Ridiculous?"

Ben confused looked at the very disgusted feline.

"Noooo, very beautiful, of course you look like a clown with hay as hair! That blonde? Really? Dyed? Tsk, Darling, seems like you buy cheap dyes and i am sure your hair dies later."

"Aha but...-"

"But? Oh no no, You can't be blonde, Fake blondes would look like scarecrows things-"

"Cállate la maldita boca." [Shut the hell up]

Marlette after say that she shot her webbing at his mouth, While Ben was offended by the other man, but inside kinda hurt by those harsh words about his dyed blonde.

Target trapped done.

After retire when the mission finished, the police came and arrest Leonid, who snorted stressed and entered inside the vehicle. Marlette, Kaine and Ben already left the place without being seen by other people. But, seems like she is not happy.

"Que carajo Kaine!? Why did you do that!? I was about to stop him!" [What the fuck]

"But he had a nitrogen thing on your throat? I wouldn't let that bastard kill you like that easily!"

"I was thinking for a strategy! I had battles with him so i know what to do! Plus remember abput the-"

"The canon shit, urgh damn it by a fucking cat will really destroy the entire world!? Why just-"

"Guys! Calm down! No need discuss and fight!"

Ben got in the middle of the arguing spiders, crossing his strong arms.

"You two are a couple! And discussing like this won't solve anything! Kaine, Marlette. You two understand each other... Where is the both big gentles?"

He exclaimed and asked, the both persons' eyes and expressions slowly softened looking at each other, both silence.

". . . Sorry then."

Kaine a little ashamed lowered his head, Marlette sighed softly.

"No, i am sorry aswell."

She slowly looked down a bit and nodded, Kaine looked at her and nodded too. Ben smiled and then hugged them, grupal hug!

"I knew it! You guys are a perfect duo indeed!"

Kaine and Marlette a bit ashamed looked down at Ben, then at each other again and both sighed, closing their eyes. Although is being surprising how Ben, from a shy and dramatic, to now a caring and sweet Golden Retriever.

Next day later, Finally Marlette gave a visit in Earth-616, right now, she was on the bed with Kaine, both hugging each other and resting together. The big lady was taking a nap, sleeping peacefully while Kaine was staring at her, enjoying her presence. He gently kissed her forehead and leaned his head on her chest, feeling the warmth from her and closing his calm brown eyes.

Earth-809070, 3:00 AM.

The devil's hour. Leonid escaped sucessfully from the prison and he appeared walking in a secret base. Which... Wasn't really a good looking one.

The appearance was like from an abandoned lab, or well... A bloody abandoned lab, with old blood stains, some bones, broken glasses, few destroyed robots and...

A black silhouette of a woman, with bright red glowing "caged" muzzle on, a pair of pink eyes with crimson pupils were shinning reddish from the darkness, slowly turning to see Cryopard.

"Knew that you was about to fail."

Dry and quiet female voice that could send shivers to the spine spoke, in disappointment.

"This time i almost got her, but seems like she got some help from two Spider-people."

Cryopard explained, sounding serious and hoping if that figure could believe him, but the unknown woman would hit a device that was working as a holografic screen, destroying it into pieces and the bloody eyes became smaller, the body slowly shivering.

"I don't fucking care. Get HER. Or you will END like THIS."

The voice often changed into yelling tone in the three words, pointing with a finger a corpse body which was...

⚠️WARNING, CORPSE DESCRIPTION ⚠️

Oh hell no... Bloody, with half eyeless with an eyeball hanging, with a big burnt hole on the chest, the heart all in dark tones due the burn and the half body ripped, with bite marks included, but the bite marks, weren't like from a human...

Maybe from a creature? Even an scientist can't tell the bite mark, mostly two big holes and weird shapes around but yes left burnt.

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Leonid's eyes widened and his pupils became tinier, in fear. While the head from the figure was twitching and hitting the table.

"NOW!"

The silhouette yelled while breathing angrily, the feline gulped and he quickly left running, his heart beating fast when he felt the horror from that.

Back again to the Earth-616, hours passed, and Marlette was still asleep. Kaine was taking a calm bath. But during the dreams from the woman, was casually somehow... Strange.

It was about herself, running fast as she could, feeling being by something, while she was bleeding, her holografic suit all glitching. While a hug creature black silhouette was chasing her without stop, in the dream Marlette panted due she got the limit of her stamina, which also she fell down from a building and failed on land, groaning in pain as she impacted against the concrete.

Then the unknown thing stared down at her, and after seconds later, jumped aswell and it glitched with a roar. For turning itself in a huge monster with appearance of a deadly Mantis, coming for Marlette and using one of the arms, ended stabbing at her along with a big bite directly at her face.

By that, Marlette opened her eyes widened and hit the nightstand, almost breaking it, quickly sitting up and breathing heavily. Kaine heard that and quickly went to check her, being in towel wrapped on his waist.

"Marlette? Are you okay?"

He confused questioned, putting his hands one on her shoulder and other on her chest, feeling her heart beating a bit fast.

"I... Y-yeah, i am okay just... I guess a bad dream."

The long haired man tlited his head, then he tried to soothe her caressing her shoulders and back.

"Could you tell me what it was about?"

Marlette after hear the question, she was unsure if tell. She decided to not, so she had to make a lie.

". . . I can't remember... Urgh but i am sure it was horrible..."

Kaine frowned lightly, he was worried about her current status. At the start wasn't fully convinced, but he would believe her.

"I am here. It's okay."

He kissed her forehead, caressing her cheek.

"I appreciate that."

She quietly said, sighing. Then she would lay down back again and try to relax her eyes.

"Wait me, let me get myself dressed up and i'll rest again with you."

He reassured, then he went to pick his very few clothes.

Marlette didn't say anything, she saw him search what to put. Then she looked at the starry sky, seeing the beautiful round white moon. For her view and memory, would turn slowly into red like the blood, and the stars stopping to shine becoming crimson clouds.

She needed that thing gone.

Now.

That time, the fear, came back to her, after years.

She knew something will happen.

Something, that could happen anytime.

Even not noticing.

The menace, is coming soon closer.

First chapter with horror topics! For special early Halloween muahahaha! 💀🦇 Hope you like!

[xtrippydragonx]

Just wanted to say seeing you is always a delight and your tags are truly a golden experience

:Oc !!!! Thank you so much, anon!! That means a lot to hear ❣️

[the-busy-ghost]

People are really out there acting like roses are the most fragile flowers in existence but you know some of those things are tenacious and prolific bastards and until you’ve had to grapple with an angry rose that has imperialist designs on half of your garden, it’s not really something you appreciate

[mymainwastoocluttered]

Part two of Adorabat like reader.

She knocks someone out and in panick tries to hide the body, she learned that from Floyd and Jade. She does it bad and someone catches her in the act, cut to her running away yelling how she isn’t going to jail.

Takes her lil wooden sword (gift from Lilia) everywhere. And thanks to Lilia training, she often tries to one up Sebek because he also yells and it’s a knight.

As soon as she was turned and looked up at everyone in the room, screaming could be heard from all NRC. Upon inspection, they find a bunch of students trying to take a large stick for mixing potions (that somehow got on fire in the end by some flammable potion) from a child, screaming at who are this people and that she is going to break their faces.

More than one time, someone found this menace of society in the middle of the hallway, having escaped whoever was in charge of watching. And probably on her way to Floyd for chaos.

One time, when playing pirates, Jade told her there is a vault full of treasures in Azul office, she just needed to beat the boss.

Azul got his first taste of what a wooden sword and a motivated child can do to your legs. Was in octopus form for a full day after this.

She tried to help in Crewel class as his mini assistant, everyone is quiet for once since this child has a menacing look and will snitch on you for a pen. Or sometimes just plain fun.

HSJSHSJSJA I love this

The one who caught her was Riddle, and in her mind "Riddle = the Law = jail" (thanks to Adeuce, mostly). So she ran to Floyd, cuz he's the best "Riddle repellent" there is

HUMAN CEASE YOUR SCREAMING AND PUT DOWN YOUR SWORD YOU CANNOT DEFEAT— ACK!! Lord Malleus, this servant of yours has been defeated by such weakling, I am a shame to your name–! (Meanwhile, Lilia laughs, patting her head and offering some lemon candy)

Everyone thought the kid was cute, up until she screeched so loud some of the vials cracked. It was ever worse when she grabbed her fallen wooden stick, shoved it on the fire beneath the cauldron and then started swinging it around. The video of Leona jumping away from the murderous child that Cater recorded is safely saved in everyone's phones, even the Prefect's herself.

There's three type of people when it comes to finding Reader in the corridor when she very clearly should be with someone: The "I'm taking you back" (with Riddle and Vil being at the top of the list), the "I'll just take you with me, but no shenanigans" (this is where most of the students are), and finally "SHENANIGANS :D" (with Floyd unsurprisingly being at the top)

Azul is traumatized for life. He tries to stay in his octopus form after he sees the purple marks on his legs after Floyd convinced her she needed to beat the Big Boss to get the treasure, but he soon learns that having eight squishy, biteable limbs is NOT BETTER

"Fufufu... That brings back memories..."

"Jade, stop smiling and get that child out of my office!"

After she helps Crewel, the teachers are more than happy to have her help them too. The payment? Candy and toys. Trein gave her permission to crawl around the class and bite the ankle of anyone who falls asleep. Vargas carries her on his shoulders so she'll have a better angle when throwing some "inoffensive" plastic balls at misbehaving students.

Crowley gets no help.

[alyszaen]

I'm in a sappy mood so excuse me for this, but I need to get this out.

I know it hasn't been long since I've started becoming an active writer, but I just really need to tell you guys how much my moots mean to me. So I decided to tell everyone my favourite thing about you guys. Yes this will be cringy and sappy and lovey-dovey and you will enjoy every second of it.

Also no I didn't put y'all in a particular order here stfu I love all of you

@chiskz The way we vibe about our ideas is incredible. I don't think I've ever agreed with every single idea anyone has had the way I have with you. We just ping-pong our way into our scenarios and I wouldn't change a thing. Chichi is our real child which I will protect with my life. Earlier today I saw an encouraging message from you reminding me to breathe, because you knew I would have a rough day. I couldn't stop thinking about it all day, knowing there was someone there who cared enough to remind me of that.

@pettypuppy-jonghyun I have never been judged for being married to Han Jisung as I have by you. You are a menace to society. Actually evil for first spamming me with attractive pictures to make me thirsty, only to then make memes out of me being thirsty. Actually evil. The way you remember the little things, like Yoshi, makes me feel so warm inside. The voice messages you just sent to me were so perfectly cut towards me that just shows me how real you are and how much you care. Also your car rides are the most dramatic thing I ever got to experience. I know Hyunjin would be proud of you.

@longingpurity You immediately write every single little thing I request to make me feel better. The way you ask me for advice and trust me so much on it makes it feel so genuine. I love how easy it is to just write in capslock forever about the most mundane things with you. I see a message from you every single morning and it makes me smile so much to know there is someone thinking about me.

@wanna-live-yn-life I am actually offended at how funny you are. Our dms are always a pure comedy show and anyone reading them would be convinced that we are stupid and that you are obsessed with Enhypen. If there is anyone that can get me to start stanning Enhypen it is you. You're my child and I will protect you with my life. Funniest damn idiot honestly.

@minnnie-binnie Our conversations are 90% life updates because we cannot seem to be awake at the same time ever. You are actually such a chill person? Like, I just know whenever I see a message from you I will get the most calm and relaxed conversation about mundane things. It's worth a lot to be able to talk about small and basic things without it being awkward. Also if I ever need a boquet I'll remember to ask you for help.

@minvho Bro you sat through me singing half of Skz songs - and badly. I do not speak korean and I did my best to prove that to you. You are my biggest delulu supporter. You genuinely convinced me that I could pull Han Jisung and made me at least 40% more annoying about it. I shall wait for your karaoke. I know you will slay and I will laugh at you the entire time.

@sensitiveandhungry You are my No#1 source of fic recommendations. If I need anything new I just check what you reblogged today. Actual Queen of reblogging. With you I can fangirl about fangirling. Like? I know this sounds weird? But just being happy about being happy, you know?

@skz-jisoo My fellow german stay. You have no idea how many german skz tiktok links are coming your way. I still do not know how we share every single childhood experience, down to the danger noodles? I am almost convinced that we were in the same kindergarten at this point. There is no way it can be this similar fr. We are bonded by sneks.

Again you idiots there is no order to this, I know at least one of y'all fuckers thought so for a second. I will actually call pre-debut han on you if you doubt my love for you again.

[shigarakisbabyy]

Bakugo Katsuki as your father

One of my friends said they wish Bakugo was their dad so here’s what I think this man would be like as a father. Gender neutral reader!

Warnings: none

This man encourages destructive and gremlin behavior to a reasonable extent

If you have siblings, he thinks you hitting them and getting into fights with them is hilarious. He’ll probably encourage sibling wrestling

You know that meme where that dad at the beach picks his child up by the foot and swings them around? That’s Bakugo. To a T.

He is so soft for his kids, he loves when they curl up on his chest to take a nap. Or whenever he’s trying to sleep and he hears gentle footsteps and the sound of his door creaking open, followed a small “papa?”.

His kids are treated like little princes/princesses. If you were his kid you would probably hardly have to do chores for a very long time. His kids are the only people he’s truly soft for

But that doesn’t mean you’ll be weak. Even if you don’t want to be a hero, he still makes sure you know how to fight and defend yourself, and maybe defend and protect others.

Other parent says you can’t have any candy or ice cream before dinner? Fuck that, Bakugo slips you some underneath the table and sneaks down at midnight with you to the kitchen to pig out.

He helps you get over your fears. If you are just having a moment of childhood fear over something simple like riding a bike or swimming, he’ll hold your hand the entire time and reassures you that you’re okay, and he would never encourage you to do something that would hurt you

He gives the best dad cuddles. The BEST.

He teams up with you to prank the other parents

You two are both menaces to society that cannot be stopped. You thought Bakugo was a crazy ass gremlin? The two of you together is a shit show

He’ll always be there for you. If it’s 3 am and you’re at a friends house and want to come home, he might not like it but he’s on his way to get you immediately. You have your first s/o and they break up with you? He’s there to hug you and give you lots of ice cream and watch shitty movies with you while making fun of the actors until you feel better

He’s super protective. Its not even funny

He refuses to let his career as a hero keep him from spending time with you or any siblings you might have. Family now comes first to him, which shocked him when he first started feeling that way.

[ratcandy]

your blorbo. zote. discuss.

so i don't know if you've heard of him before but Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown, right? Okay. So you see, this little bastard is a menace to society. A real piece of shit. Everybody hates this guy. He's an egotistical angry little bitchboy getting himself into perilous situations for no good reason. A pathetic wet rag of a man, you could say. What a wacky dude. But regardless. You wanna know something even wackier? So he's this thing called a nosk. What's a nosk? A freaky creepy thing living in the down deep dark deep down that can steal the appearances of other insects and mimic them so to lure them in as prey. It's nuts. They're also a bunch of ruthless, feral creachures that live together but only barely. They like. tend to kill each other and rip off one another's limbs or whatever. Gnarly. So Zote, right? Zote's one'a these things, but he's in big denial about it. He ran away from home and decided to disguise himself as a vessel so to fit in with society because THIS guy wants to be a knight. And he's gonna be the best knight you've ever seen. So good that everyone's heard of him before, totally, and that's why he has to remind everyone of his name every two minutes. He's going on this whole adventure to become a knight and it totally goes so well. And what I'm saying is he's definitely not secretly depressed or dealing with egregious amounts of trauma, nor is any of it repressed to hell and back. He's totally doing just fine and does NOT need extensive therapy. In fact he's so well put together that you envy how mentally healthy he is. He's practicing PMA like every day. His ego is a totally healthy one and not a side effect of his delusions of grandeur that control just about everything he says to people around him. Remember when I was saying he's a real piece of shit and everybody hates him? Well actually that was a lie. in fact he's the best guy to ever live, and everyone loves him. They sing songs about him yknow? Write stories of his fantastic feats throughout history. He's a totally selfless and strong dude. He could defeat any villain in an instant. He's a valiant knight who does his best to protect the people of the village and nothing you can do will stop him. He's undefeatable. He's got unshakeable confidence. And he's not a nosk, actually. I don't know who told you he was a nosk, but they were wrong. That's against the precepts, by the way: lying. What are the precepts? Well you see there's 57 of them, they're part of the Mighty Zote's moral code or whatever. One of them is Always Speak the Truth. Which he absolutely does all the time, always, as is commanded of him by his own precepts. Of which he follows all the time and never strays away from. Ever. ...Regardless it's really wrong to spread lies. You should watch out for when other people do that. Which is another precept - did you know that? Learn to Detect Lies. You've really sucked at detecting lies thus far, by the way. Bet you thought I was telling the truth this whole time. I've lied countless times, because Wyrm knows I cannot actually follow my own precepts to save my life, and damn, what a pathetic excuse of a knight I am. I don't know what I'm even doing anymore. I'm just making up stuff to seem more important and interesting. I just want to be remembered, that's all. Because none of the other nosks have been remembered. Why should I suffer the same fate as them. Why can't somebody remember my name. Why can't anyone remind me I'm still here.

Can you please call me by my name please. It's Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown. Please